When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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