How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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