I look better un-naked...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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