What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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