it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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