Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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