just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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