just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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