# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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