I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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