Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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