Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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