At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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