Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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