I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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