I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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