Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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