Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
