are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I currently don't understand fingers.
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