I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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