I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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