Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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