5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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