You can't motorboat a personality
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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