I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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