god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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