It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
ok first of all what the fuck
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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