She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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