whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Randomize
