just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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