32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
