I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This house was built for laser tag.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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