dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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