Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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