and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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