He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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