I'm drive I can fine osifer
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
