So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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