I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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