We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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