have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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