I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
God, I missed his penis.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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