Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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