hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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