This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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