Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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