Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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