he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
