After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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