The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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